An Unfortunate Incident

“Oh, fuck me.”
“No thank you.”

“Oh. Fuck me?”
“No! Thank you.”

“Oh. Fuck me.”
“No. Thank. You.”

“Oh fuck. Me?”
“No. Thank you.”

“Oh, fuck me.”
“No, fuck you.”

“Oh fuck. You?”
“Thank me.”

“Thank me.”
“Fuck you.”

“Oh fuck. It’s you.”
“Thanks.”

“Oh.”
“No.”

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Jared Køhn

7/14/2020

Jared Køhn is an occasional writer and substitute teacher. He likes to think about misunderstandings and refuses to wear hats.

Cover art by Scott Webb